the voice of optimus prime

oh my god! stevie (you know the guy who made Jurassic park) emailed me the other day asking me to be the voice acter his next big movie featuring transformers. I am going to be the voice of optimus prime, no less! I am thrilled by the idea but that means alot more work for me as well.. I would expect him to burden with all that complex 3d animation and special effects (like those I did for ol' george in the starwars series). I never did approve of anakin that young brat.. actually I was offered his role but rejected it cause I did not want so much publicity, gotta give ol' george some credit.

Ha.. today I booted up 10 different OSes just for fun!.. Of course I found mac osx too limited.. Can't do those things that I made possible in Rynux. (Rynux is my own take on linux, it offers true 64bit support and lots more.. it can encode 1TB of video files from uncompressed AVI to ryvid (my new video encoding format, better than xvid by 400% and smaller by 1822%) in 2.3 secs, provided you are using the latest AMD Ryno64 processor. Email me for the source code, I would want to do my part in educating the next generation of IT elites.. but first you have to catch while I'm at home.

I finally received my commission in the new bible I was supposed to write.. Its more accurate as I had direct connections with the pope and vatican city. The new NRC (new Rye Cheng) version will hit stores as you read this. Be prepared for the new insights it will offer you.. and maybe one day you will become almost as divine as I am. Ha.. just being modest as usual. Who would like to boast.. I hate those people who always talk big and don't deliver, unlike me!