Prot.on vs. the world

Have you driven a proton? Its like the best car ever made.. for the money. They make such good and powerful cars I have to give it to them. That time my cousin bought a proton wira and in just one day he made it perform better than a stock evo. I gave him input as of what parts to change and stuff.. and it worked beautifully. I mean I personally programmed the ECU so that it would work wonders.. 0-100km/h in just 1.2 seconds, no more! Haha.. I bet you guys wouldn't know how to make an ECU work wonders like that. Well the next time you can look for me. I can provide services.. I know so many car garage uncles around the globe it wouldn't matter where you are. I designed half of the GPS satallites orbitiing around the globe so I can always locate you easily. Oh did I mention that I had a stint in NASA too?... thats another story for another mintue.

Got to go for now.. need to set up another gaming network.. gotta catch a plane. Later.